HURT @ CHURCH? email us: firstname.lastname@example.org
HURT @ NEWSPAPER STAND? email us: email@example.com
HURT @ PLAGIARISTS.inc? i.e. jaciBLU (#dorseySTYLE) usin’ Jesus’ Words, ‘Follow Me’ AND the #foejoe #1987STYLE #hadTOstepDOWNstyle #REMEMBER? #FUXnws remembers #ALLtooWELL, email us: firstname.lastname@example.org
Saturday, March 5, 2022
Good mornin’ FUX news, edc&TheThree here, callin’ to follow up on the March 3rd Probe. We are near shocked we haven’t received your required response. #HMMM.
When you do respond, please also include the reason fux&friends is no longer playing Our National Anthem upon your weekend ‘STARTUP’. This absence instills innumerable inquiry and inquisition from WeThePeople.